Problem? I see no problem here...

OK.  So the other evening I was hanging out in the bathroom with Lilly while she was taking her bath.  Something happened to catch my eye.  Something that didn't belong.  Something (how shall I put it)..."down there".  So I point at it, and say to her, "SHOO, LILLY, WHAT'S THAT"?!?  And she proceeds to nonchalantly look down, and pluck the offending object free.  She then held it up, and explained calmly "Oh, it's just a feather."  And upon seeing my bewilderment, she then said defensively "What?  I didn't have any pockets"!

*FACEPALM*