I don't even know where to begin. The first thing that caught my eye was the picture of that wretched, unappetizing free meal they're offering. I mean, really! It looks like some dopey ol' supper I might cobble together myself at home! But this is supposed to be from a restaurant! Those crinkle-cut fries look really overcooked! And what is that other stuff? Fish? Chicken? Where are the vegetables or salad? And why is there a fork thrown down randomly on the plate? It looks like a picture that an unsatisfied patron took with their cell phone of a meal that they took two bites out of, but got up and left because it sucked!
Oh, well, I guess 1) you get what you pay for, and 2) at least they're honest, so when your complimentary burnt crinkle-cut fries and breaded mystery meat arrives at your table looking exactly as pictured above, you won't be disappointed, thinking you would be getting something better! :/
So after I finished scoffing to myself about the ugly free dinner, then I wondered what the crazy postcard was even trying to dupe you into attending. So I looked closer at the mysterious fine print to see this:
Oh.
Hmm.
Wow, 'Technology' with a capital 'T'.
'Technology' that will benefit you All year long.
Seems legit.
And immediately, I thought of something like this:
And then this:
LOL!
And today I got this stupid ol' depressing Funeral Home survey in the mail:
Their depressing ol' complimentary gift leaves much to be desired...the least they could do is tuck it inside a complimentary mini tote bag or something mildly useful... :/
Ugh.
Getting one of these in the mail is always a downer. But it would suck even more to arrive in your mailbox at a bad time. Which is why they thoughtfully include this microscopic footnote at the bottom of the page:
(Unless, of course, the illness leads to a bereavement; in which case, we'd like to offer our services)! :D
Sheesh.
Why can't I ever get any normal junk mail? :P
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