Funnies From The Mailbox, Volume 2

Well, today THIS was coyly waiting for me in the mailbox:

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...

(the fine print):

Step 1) WHAT...HOW...WHY?!?  (What a rip-off...I thought my insanity was perpetually concealed...now the mailman KNOWS)...!  >:P

Step 2) What if the company unknowingly mailed this type of thing to an *actual* asylum, and they did NOT find it amusing WHATSOEVER...

~or~

Step 3) What if the company unknowingly mailed this type of thing to a person who was just released from an actual asylum, and they got so freaked out and paranoid that it caused them to have to be re-admitted...

:/

It's like my mailbox is some kind of magic portal for random crazy, hilarious circulars!

Well played, wacky mailbox.  Well played, yet again.  I look forward to your next submission with great anticipation.  In the meantime, I guess I better ask for design #A231. 

;D