You can call me Al...

So I get the mail out of the mailbox today, and one of the envelopes allegedly has *IMPORTANT INFORMATION INSIDE* and instructs me to *Open Immediately*:

Waitaminit.  Did you see what I saw?

So of course I immediately think this:

And now for the past 4 hours, I CAN'T STOP THINKING this:

Oh, the *IMPORTANT INFORMATION* that was inside?

Apparently, I could be saving a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Thanks a lot, Geico.  Thanks a lot.

♪Doo doo da doo...doo doo da doo ♪

Crap.