So then I picture this:
"Aah, yes, quite. I am feeling a bit peckish indeed for a spot of breakfast. Would you be so kind as to fetch me a dish of Friskies© Rise & Shine, madam? I will be in great need of the extra protein provided via the Egg Scramble in order to maintain the proper level of energy required to vigorously groom my perineum continuously for the next 4 hours, directly in line of your visage. Now be a dear, and set forth posthaste...chop-chop"!
LOL!
And it's funny because I wouldn't imagine any cat really giving a crap what flavor its food is anyway; as long as you feed the cat immediately when it wants its food, the cat will be happy. I mean, the cat food just gets puked up on the carpet for you to step in barefoot later anyway, amirite, cat lovers? (=^･ω･^=)丿 (Just kidding...Domino doesn't do that very often)...thank God...
So no, I didn't buy any Rise & Shine. But I did grab a carton of eggs to replace the ones that I had purchased during my last trip to the grocery store, but never made it home with, because the 'roachy' bagboy neglected to place them in my cart after they rung me up, and I didn't notice. (Well Excuuuse Meee for not watching like a hawk every single moment to make sure everyone does their job correctly...sheesh)!
I did see the 'roachy' bagboy working today, but I purposely avoided that line like the plague (because I wanted to make damn sure that I escaped the grocery store with my eggs in tow this time)! So I instead chose the checkout line of the bagboyman who likes to put lemonade Kool-Aid in the dishwasher, and attempts to persuade you to do the same. But I made it home with all my purchases intact. So TAKE THAT, GROCERY STORE! In your FACE!!!
Deana 1, Grocery Store 0!!!
DEANA WINS (this time)...!
Heh heh heh! >:D
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