December 27, 2013

Call The IRS!!!

Tonight, Lilly's step-cousin (?) Katryn --who is 5-- is sleeping over at our house.

Domino is skeptical and mildly annoyed:

Right now, it's after 10:00 PM, and giggles, chattering, squealing, and crashing noises are still abounding LOUDLY from Lilly's bedroom like it's World War 3.  Lilly's ADHD medication of course wore off hours and hours ago, so she is pretty much entirely out of control and going completely ape-sh*t-crazy at this point.  And I have a headache.

But Lilly did do something funny a while ago in all the chaos.  

Lilly was trotting around in the living room, and she trotted up to me and then pretended to fall down in the floor in front of me.  I just ignored Lilly as usual, and she said to me "Don't you care?  Don't you even care that your kid fell down in the floor and is hurt?!?...CALL THE IRS!!!"  At which I looked at her and said "Call the IRS?!?...What do you mean call the IRS?!?"  To which Lilly replied, "Or you know, those people you call when you've fallen and you can't get up...what is it...LifeAlert or something?!?"

I thought that was pretty dang funny.

Little terd.  LOL!  XD

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