Damn Rigged Pageant >:{

Well, today was Lilly's second pageant with her cousin Claire, and they had fun.  Claire got First Runner Up in her age division, and Lilly got Second Runner Up in her age division.

Here's a slideshow of the Before, During, and After:

Here's a video of Lilly's Formal Wear and Casual Wear walks:

And here's a video of when the damn Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl won the title of Queen AGAIN!!!  >:{  I am so PISSED!
(The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl is the first one on the left in the line-up, wearing the jagged hot pink dress, with the back of her hair covered in cheap plastic/polyester Hawaiian leis):

For the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl's casual wear routine, all she did was just stand there in the middle of the stage, doing an extremely awkward, crappy (what was supposed to be the Hula) with a pained/strained expression on her face, for an eternity.  It was AWFUL.  And the hag still won!  This $%&% is rigged bigger than $%&%, I don't care what anybody says.

GRR!!!  CURSE YE, STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOW GIRL!!!  YOU'RE THE BANE OF OUR PAGEANT EXISTENCE!!!  >:{

I mean, don't get me wrong.  I'll be the first to admit if some other kid was "better" than Lilly.  But this Marshmallow Girl is ridiculous and wins every time.  >:{

I mean, seriously.  Take a look at the girls in Lilly's age division (Lilly is in the blue dress on the right). As a judge, which girl would you pick to win the title of Queen?  Basically, anybody BUT the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl (who is the first one on the left), amirite?!?!?  Of course I'm right!!!  GRR!  SO NOT FAIR!!!  >:{

In comparison, and as a reminder, here is a picture of the previous pageant that Lilly was in a couple of months ago (they're dressed in their Casual Wear outfits), in which Lilly's only competition in her age division was the dumpy Stay-Puft Marshmallow girl.  Again, if you were a judge, which one would you choose to be Queen...the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl, or Lilly?:

Gee, I guess in order to win the title of Queen in a pageant, you've gotta be gaudy, awkward, and obnoxious (and also be friends with the people putting on the pageant, not to mention having a family willing to fork out enough money to ensure that their dorky little princess wins every stinkin' time)!

GRR!!!  >:{

If we do another pageant, I'd like to make SURE (if at all possible) that the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Girl will NOT be in it.  I'd rather Lilly "lose" to anybody BUT this awful girl!!!  UHH!!!  >:{