Since very early this morning, there have been a flock of crows around the house that WILL. NOT. SHUT. UP. Especially this one crow in particular.
I wish I knew what they were saying. It's just CAW CAW CAW MAAAAHHH CAW MAAAH CAW CAW CAW MAAAHHH CAW CAW CAW CAAAAWWWWW BLEHHHHH
...non-stop for hours on end!!!
I swear it sounds like someone flung a bunch of kazoos into a wind tunnel! Uhh!!! It's driving me nuts!!!
Really, crows? Must you really caw non-stop at the top of your lungs for 7 hours straight?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Then it dawns on me that a group of crows is actually called a "Murder". NOW I KNOW WHY.
(play video through a giant stack of speakers all set to maximum volume non-stop for 8 hours for real-life effect)
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