DON'T LITTER, KIDDSSS...... MUAAHHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAA!!!

I was eating a sammitch and some tater chips for lunch a while ago, and I happened to notice this picture on the back of the tater chip bag.  It's a good thing I was just getting done eating, cuz this sight caused me to lose my appetite immediately:

MUAAHHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAAAA!!!

YOU BETTER NOT LITTER OR I'LL GETCHAAAAAA!!!

OK, so Step 1) if I was out somewhere, casually strolling toward a trash can to properly deposit my empty snack wrapper, and I saw this nightmare waiting for me, I would...

Step 2) immediately litter.  All in my pants...

Step 3) throw whatever other actual litter I have all over the place as I run for my life all the way home...

and Step 4) construct myself a fort out of litter to live in forever, because I would never leave it, in hopes that I would never have to see this evil psycho litter-clown ever again.

You know, come to think of it, maybe that's not such a bad anti-litter mascot after all.  It would scare everyone into never littering again!  ;)