Update...Now I'm Trapped!

I'm having to make this post from my phone cuz right now I'm sittin' on the couch trapped underneath Maddie!

Maddie is sound asleep and lets HORRIBLE farts from time to time!

Now I'm tryin' to eat a sloppy joe but Maddie sprang awake & she's goin' NUTS tryin to sniff & taste it!

This ain't workin'!

AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!