We ran out of toilet paper.
Completely out of toilet paper.
The most alarming part is the very first thing that popped into my mind the instant I realized our plight: 'Well, I guess we'll just have to use newspaper'.
NEWSPAPER.
And worst of all, I was serious.
The funny thing is, we don't even get a newspaper, so it's not like we have any newspapers laying around to use anyway.
(I suppose this is just how your mind works when you're born & raised in the country. Hey, at least I didn't consider using corn cobs).
So the first thing I did when I realized that substituting newspapers was the worst idea ever, I finally came to my senses and concluded that the next best thing would be to use kleenexes. And after quickly scouring the house, I discovered that we're completely out of kleenexes too.
Finally I realized that the next-next best thing would be to use a little bit of paper towel. Which I did. Crisis averted. WHEW.
But I know what's on my agenda for today -- an obvious much-needed trip to the dollar store! I need to buy a newspaper sump'in' fierce!
LOL, just kidding! ;)
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